In the jungle, the mighty jungle...

Dear Elaine,

The scissors were my fault, but if you persist in doing things like this (toddler bed coming soon, don't worry) I'm (very) afraid you take after your mother even more than I initially thought. I hope you are also blessed with good balance (where it seems common sense is lacking) and may your ER trips be few and FAR between.

With love,

Mommy